Sadly, Ian got savagely bitten by a mysterious vampire that visited our home last night. The assault was answered by a loud scream and some crying from the victim, which brought the off-duty police and detectives to the scene. The accused declines to comment and would like to remain anonymous.
Unfortunately for the vampire, case workers have recently discovered two dangerously sharp white teeth emerging from the lower jaw of the victim. Beware, vampire! Next time you strike, your victim just may retaliate!